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Go to the link and check out the highlights: http://www.guitarshow.com/
Be sure and check out the artist line-up and schedule. They will also have the contest, 10 under 20. Ten young guns under 20 years old. If you think your hot sign up!
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• How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just steal somebody else's light.
Q - How do you make him stop?
A - Put notes on it.
lol - Here ya go Bill, heheee......... What do you call a guitar player without a girl friend?? HOMELESS-- ..... And Bill, not to leave out drummers- What is the difference between a drummer and a Papa Johns Pizza?? A Papa Johns Pizza can feed a family of 4 lol.................... 8-)
Bill Jones said:
• How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just steal somebody else's light.
- What's the difference between a Rock Guitarist and a Jazz Guitarist?
A Rock Guitarist plays four chords to thousands of people....
Thanks to Vincent Simonis- How many guitar players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ten, one to change the bulb and nine to say "I can do that!"
Thanks to Doug McMinn- Why do guitarists prefer playing guitar to cycling?
Because with a bike you only get two pedals...
Thanks to John Dagnall- What does a guitar player ask when showing up for a gig?
1. What do I plug in?
2. What do I play?
3. Can I run a tab?
Thanks to Tom S.- How do you make a guitar player turn down?
Put a chart in front of him.- What do you call a building full of guitar players?
Jail.- Why do scientists prefer to use guitar players over rats for experiments?
Because they breed faster and people don't get attached to them.- Did you hear about the guitarist who played in tune?
Neither did I...- A guitarist named Alex Opornockity played a whole concert with a flat 'B' string. It seems Opornockity only tunes once.
- Why do guitar players like to tour in the summer?
So they can visit all their kids.
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